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Roast Your Friend in an Actual Song

A custom track about them — ready today.

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Birthday roast — the whole party laughing at his song
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"Dave Can't Parallel Park" · made for a 35th birthday

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"Good Luck, Jessica (He Snores)"
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"Linda's Replying All Again"
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"Tiffany's Always Late"
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"My Brother the Fortnite Legend"
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"Gary's Golf Handicap Is Lying"
Folk singalong
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3 easy steps — takes only 3 minutes

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Tell us about them

Their name, their funniest habits, their legendary fails. We keep it loving.

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See & tweak your lyrics — free

We write them from your story — read them on screen and edit anything you like, before you hear a note.

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Hear it, then buy if you love it

In minutes, hear your full song free — start to finish. Love it? Buy it to download and keep forever.

The moment their song drops

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“Played it at his birthday dinner. He couldn't breathe. It's the group chat anthem now.”

— Mike, poker crew
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“The best man played it at the reception. Twenty years of friendship, one perfect ambush.”

— Jake, best man
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“We roasted our boss at her retirement party. She demanded a copy before she stopped laughing.”

— Priya, coworker

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Crying with laughter at her roast song
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Bachelor party serenading the groom with his roast
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Office retirement roast moment
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Sisters laughing at the roast song
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Questions people ask us

What if I don't love it?
Then you simply don't buy it — hearing your full song costs nothing. If something's off (a name, a detail, a wrong word), tap “Talk to us” right on the preview page, tell us the mistake, and we'll email you the fixed version, ready to buy. And even after buying, you're covered by our 100% money-back guarantee.
Can it mention more than one person?
Yes — one name or all of them. Just list everyone in the form and tell us a little about each. There's no extra charge for more names.
Do I need to write anything myself?
No. Just tell us their names, what they love, and anything you'd like said — we turn it into lyrics and a fully produced song.
How do I play or gift it?
You get MP3 files you can download to any phone, tablet, or computer. Play it together, text it to family, or send the download as a gift — it's yours to keep forever.
Is my payment secure?
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How fast do I get the songs?
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Examples customers wrote
"Dave turns 35. Six hours to build an IKEA shelf, three screws left over. Circles the lot three times then parks four blocks away. — his poker crew"
"Big Steve burns the burgers every July 4th and blames the grill. Wears the 'Grill Master' apron unironically. The smoke alarm is our dinner bell. — his family"
"Kyle is 38 and still wears his letterman jacket. The touchdown story gets longer every year. Fantasy football: last place, four seasons running. — his roommates"
"My brother Tyler, 25, claims he could go pro in Fortnite. Has never done his own laundry. Mom still books his dentist appointments. — his sister"
"Linda retires after 30 years: legendary reply-all disasters, microwaved fish in the break room, and secretly the heart of the whole office. — her team"
"Gary swears he shoots an 85. The scorecard disagrees. Lost 14 balls in one round and blamed a goose. 60th birthday. — his Saturday foursome"